somewhere beyond sea.

So work with me here folks. Get into your cars (that you’ll have once you’re 79 and retired and by then too blind to drive all thanks to singapore’s rising erp fares) and drive past jurong east towards west coast near to the place we call the sea. Yes that murky horrible looking greenish water. But don’t worry cause I’m bringing you somewhere BEYOND the sea. After all frank did say,

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin’ for me
My lover stands on golden sand
And watches the ships that go sailin’

C’mon guys jazz faces it’s something like when you’ve smelt something you shouldn’t have and you don’t like it but kinda enjoying it a little too. Jazz hands too. and big smiles all around after all there’s no business like show business.

offspring.

I know I listened to them when I was like 12 but i can’t help it. Studying makes my head crazy! I LOVE THE OFFSPRING! MARRY ME?

fickleness.

  

OK. So I know I said no more posts till after mids but hey itchy itchy hands I have just couldn’t wait to start typing. Yes and stanleyleongxinglee can atest to my terrible fickleness- if that is even a word.

So lit paper’s tmrw coupled with my tamil paper(yikes). Really in the mood to do some severe litting (I am making SO many words here). Just feel really ready to let out all my pent up emotions in a good lit essay. Just hope that its gonna be on religous concerns cause I am SO READY to blow the lit off that one. I’ve got literary features coming up the wazoo! Besides the whole exam thing working out just fine I’ve started talking to myself again. Like I was just about to go asleep and I started talking out loud. It happened agin in the shower-creepy huh? Or not so creepy if you know what I mean.

Check out this song its awesome. Hope it comes out cause I copied and pasted this stupid thing like a gazillion times. Its this latino band with like long haired druggies singing this in a church with their electric guitars and all that. Really ironical but I totally LOVE this song. Its an oldie this one, but a good one at that :D

god is dead.

Yup that’s the title of the book I’m reading right now. Its about how God supposedly takes the form of a Sudan woman and when she dies then he gets killed along with her. The world just starts to spin into chaos as we as humans realize all purpose of living is gone. It’s bitingly funny, outrightly outrageous but some things that happen within the book become strangely recognizable. Like wars that wage between countries, parents that start to “worship” their kids and suicide pacts between mates in school. Are we all just throwing our lives away?

Well, last post for a long time till mids are over.

Ciao.

OH. And happy birthday gay!

thoughts on a bus.

While on my way to gerald’s and bunga was singing “don’t sway don’t ever go away”  I got myself thinking. It was a a pretty long bus ride so though the shortage of oil crisis was not solved I learned valuable lessons-I would like to think.

There was this really old woman on the bus and she seemed to be trying to communicate with her grandaughter. But that insolent little brat kept pushing her away to play with her annoying little hellokitty toy phone (Which did I mention could be heard through my put-to-the-max-limit music) URGH. But the point wasn’t the fact that she was playing with a completely annoying kitty brand WITH NO MOUTH, but that that poor grandma just wanted to connect with someone. Old and wrinkled who else does she have? Sucks huh? What if I end up old and alone with absolutely no one-not even an insolent little brat?

Ok, so then there was this blanga who amazingly was just minding his own business while sitting next to this girl who was probably the runner up to Ms Earth 2008. And she kept doing this annoyed little “tsk” face. Like seriously? Not every bangla is going to freaking rape you on the spot even if you are Ms Earth which you’re not. Then I began to think about all the people in the whole world ( Yes I have decided to be as condesecending as humanly possible) who judge others and I just wanted to dunk their heads in acid or some other skin corroding liquid. BUT WAIT.. Aren’t I doing the exact same thing. Low huh?

Yeah so it wasn’t THAT long a bus ride so the deep philosophical thoughts had to rest for the night.

I’ll be back for another another entry before you can say “Drop It Like It’s Hot”.

Please don’t try it loser-Don’t.

absolute terror-personified.

Heads up vibs, I always knew insideinside you couldn’t spell.

SO, I have a reason for not blogging for a gazillion years. I’ve been away in thailand. SAWADIKA.:D Seriously had the time of my life shopping, eating, sleeping and more shopping. I wanted to buy like tons of stuff for friends but only managed to buy for like two cause mum and I brought too little money we had to like borrow. yucks. What’s my fave purchase, you might ask. Well, get ready for this…

GILMORE GIRLS SEASON 1-7

I KNOW!!!

My life is now complete. YAYNESS!:D

Ok so anyway, now I’m frantically packing, after just coming back from thailand like yeasterday, to go to malysia tomorrow for church camp some more. OHMYGOD.(Excuse the pun) But seriously how am I ever going to get around to studying considering the fact that I’m actually failing literature. YES. FAILING! I got a 12/25 for some poem thing and a 10 for my lit essay. Apparently I’ve been utterly dillusioned by the fact that I could do lit. GOSH. I really wish I was like some mass murderer so I could kill someone to vent all my anger. Would make me SO much happier. Yes sweeney todd would have to be my very best friend then.

Right. So ontop of all my apparent worries I have to go for this”camp” where let’s just say I’ll most probably not have “The time of my life”. Perhaps like 79000% of the time I’ll feel like sticking the dinner knife into someone’s arse. For the rest of it, i’ll probably be way too busy trying to pull it out of mine. Oh well, we’ll see how it goes.

Yup, actually I really wanna say/type something. So DAMN irritated with this blog cause its freaking public. Like if i want to blog bout my imaginary boyfriend jack, then some random might read or even ,GASP, jack himself. So i guess all longings for this imaginary creature will have to stay in my little head locked up for all eternity.

Yes, i have officially turned nuts.

Well, hope I manage to pull a Gerald and find what little happiness there is in malaysia, sorry we got pendra banca.