AGAIN! Yesterday but had to get up again to rush back to school. URGH. OKOK, because I’m an extremely unoriginal copier (HEY it was proven lah, I got suspended for it) I’m gonna rip off something I saw on Vib’s blog.

This is what happens when you blog instead of doing the mountains of homework waiting for you,

1. Choking the chicken is actually another phrase for jerking off or getting a wank. Now, where the hell did that one come from??

2.I dislike clocks. Its either they tick WAY too loudly so you can’t sleep and all you can hear is the irritating ticking, OR, if you decide to be brave enough,  hide it under a box then you have to worry WHAT THE HELL THE TIME IS, Cause if you stop worrying and close your eyes for like 5secs, you’ll be late for school.

3. APPARENTLY, raising hands is very distracting and so is looking at keychains. SO in order to be not irritating/disturbing (poor vocab will lead to the rampant repetition of these two words) we have to stare at the paper in front of us constantly. LISTEN this is a very important life lesson.

4. I want to know why there are a million and one songs about love and cheesy stuff like that but only one song on family, C’mon… ”We are family! Mother, father sister and me HEY”

5. An endless supply of youghurt will make me very happy indeed. BUT youghurt over getting married?? NAH, I choose gettign married.

6.Why is it that i see an old man on tv shuddering in the rain (which is an obvious result of fake rain and acting skills) I sob like a baby and my U in history doesn’t even cause a siiiiingle drop.

7.You aren’t the only dreamer who’s jaded and annoyed, you’ll always have me. JAA.